Sunday, May 9, 2010

Terry Goodkind Rant

Okay. I just found out that Terry Goodkind is writing another sword of truth book. My initial reaction.
OH MY F*CKING GOD THAT F*CKING SELLOUT! Does Terry know no bounds?
I loved the begging books, but he lost me at pillars of creation. Like any loser of a fan I finished the books anyway, because I just gotta. Now though…
*runs around in circles* I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! *kicks stone* *stubs toe* ouch! *grumbles*
Now he is only writing them for the friggin profit. With all the new fans he’s got after Legend of The Seeker he couldn’t help but squeeze a little extra mula! (money) Now he’s writing another friggen book! The man is worse than Disney!
Gawd! I mean come on!
I would go on protest and not read the damn book, but I gotta. Once I start something I HAVE to finish it… And I am morbidly curious just how bad this book is gonna me. If he actually puts a little effort into this one, I just might forgive him… No I could never do that. He might have regained some of his humanity.
I thought he wasn’t writing for Tor anymore. *rubs hands together in glee* Hope Tor were the ones to kick that good for nothing, chicken chopping, goat killing, bird watching, Master of freakin loser town, Terry out.
Okay… I’m done ranting. Cooled down a bit. *mumbles* Hope I don’t get flamed too badly for this. There are a lot of Sword of Truth fans about… Ah well. Whatever.

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